There had been a shortage of beef, and the butcher placed his last roast on the scale.
"That'll be $3.95," he told the waiting customer.
"That one's too small; don't you have anything larger?" the woman asked.
The willy butcher returned the roast to the refrigerator, paused a moment, then took it out again. "This one," he
announced, "will be $4.80."
"Fine," said the customer. "I'll take both."
-Sunlight
"That'll be $3.95," he told the waiting customer.
"That one's too small; don't you have anything larger?" the woman asked.
The willy butcher returned the roast to the refrigerator, paused a moment, then took it out again. "This one," he
announced, "will be $4.80."
"Fine," said the customer. "I'll take both."
-Sunlight